I had to smile at the latest party literature pushed through my door... "Bill sorts it!". The top story on this gentleman's 'list of credits' is getting Southern Water to make temporary repairs on a water meter cover. The literature quotes "Bill Judge had Southern Water making temporary repairs within 4 HOURS". (their bold not mine!).
The literature is either suggesting we have a highly responsive Utility company or that we have a candidate who knows how a telephone works.
Personally, I give credit to Southern Water for being a highly responsive company who, without grandstanding, get on with their job.